Review: The Orphan Killer (2011)

5 Jan

FUCKING. BEAUTIFUL. This movie is everything a horror movie SHOULD be.
These days, every single horror film follows a cliché trend, or a formula, usually involving a group of teens wandering off and acting like fucking retards, and systematically being offed. They fill the modern “horror” film with cheap moments and shocks. For example, low, menacing tones leading into a shrill screech as a cat jumps into screen. Sure, it can startle someone. They can jump from surprise. But if the only parts of the film that are interesting are when small animals leap onto the screen, then you have failed at making a horror movie. That is not what horror is about.

But the Orphan Killer takes the modern formula and says “FUCK IT!” This movie has it all. Unique characters. Fantastic gore. Imagination. Brutality. And relentlessness. Marcus Miller doesn’t fuck around like the bigger names in the genre. He makes his victims suffer immensely before taking their lives. He fucks up ANYONE who gets in his way. Anyone who is in his territory. He does it with a clear conscience, and he does it well.

What? This killer has a mind? Fuck. Yes. He does. Marcus Miller knows his shit. He’s efficient. He’s bad. He’s unsettling. His voice is deep and threatening. And that’s one major thing that sets him apart from other slashers. Marcus Miller speaks. That alone makes him an epic badass.

The deaths in this movie are fantastic. The blood runs throughout the entire film. And the guts look very convincing. This, partnered with the brutal, ass kicking soundtrack, make the Orphan Killer one hell of a ride from start to finish. It doesn’t get much better than this, and we here at Not A Porn Site can’t wait to see what else Matt Farnsworth has up his blood-soaked sleeves.

You want a unique gore fest with a sweet cast, top notch delivery, and an intriguing story? Look no further. The Orphan Killer delivers tenfold.

Support the Orphan Killer! Visit the Official Store and grab a copy of the film as well as some kick ass swag!

They even sell replica masks! FUCK YEAH. Wear it to the mall! Wear it to church! Shit, wear it when you go visit grandma! Whatever you do, do it brutally with the Official TOK Replica Mask!

Additional links:

Official Home Page

Official Facebook Page

Matt Farnsworth (Director/Actor) Facebook Page

Diane Foster (Actress) Facebook Page

The Orphan Killer on IMDB


4 Responses to “Review: The Orphan Killer (2011)”

  1. Will January 5, 2012 at 5:12 pm #

    awesome review man!!

  2. nicola bulloch January 21, 2012 at 11:17 pm #

    love the review, The orphan killer is the perfect killer he acts all calm but then the rage flows and bam an epic explosion of pure testosterone, its a must see film I love it

    • Christian February 12, 2012 at 11:11 pm #

      I agree with every word haha, I cant wait to see whats next for the cast and crew.

  3. mattfarnsworth May 5, 2014 at 2:05 am #

    Reblogged this on madkingmatt.

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