FUCKING. BEAUTIFUL. This movie is everything a horror movie SHOULD be.
These days, every single horror film follows a cliché trend, or a formula, usually involving a group of teens wandering off and acting like fucking retards, and systematically being offed. They fill the modern “horror” film with cheap moments and shocks. For example, low, menacing tones leading into a shrill screech as a cat jumps into screen. Sure, it can startle someone. They can jump from surprise. But if the only parts of the film that are interesting are when small animals leap onto the screen, then you have failed at making a horror movie. That is not what horror is about.
But the Orphan Killer takes the modern formula and says “FUCK IT!” This movie has it all. Unique characters. Fantastic gore. Imagination. Brutality. And relentlessness. Marcus Miller doesn’t fuck around like the bigger names in the genre. He makes his victims suffer immensely before taking their lives. He fucks up ANYONE who gets in his way. Anyone who is in his territory. He does it with a clear conscience, and he does it well.
What? This killer has a mind? Fuck. Yes. He does. Marcus Miller knows his shit. He’s efficient. He’s bad. He’s unsettling. His voice is deep and threatening. And that’s one major thing that sets him apart from other slashers. Marcus Miller speaks. That alone makes him an epic badass.
The deaths in this movie are fantastic. The blood runs throughout the entire film. And the guts look very convincing. This, partnered with the brutal, ass kicking soundtrack, make the Orphan Killer one hell of a ride from start to finish. It doesn’t get much better than this, and we here at Not A Porn Site can’t wait to see what else Matt Farnsworth has up his blood-soaked sleeves.
You want a unique gore fest with a sweet cast, top notch delivery, and an intriguing story? Look no further. The Orphan Killer delivers tenfold.
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